Meet Maddie: maddie has found her new staff! :)

Hello.
My name is Maddie 

I am 7 years old and, yes, I do have the face of a cat who has seen things but don’t be fooled. Beneath this permanently unimpressed expression lies a cat who can be affectionate… occasionally… and entirely on my terms 

I adore head rubs and enjoy dramatically weaving around my humans’ legs. That said, I do not always appreciate the affection being returned. Look, admire, worship  just don’t overdo it.

My future home must be a quiet, child-free sanctuary, also a pet-free zone. Other animals offend me, test my patience, and quite frankly ruin my vibe. I am a solo act and expect to be treated as such.

If you believe you are calm, respectful, and worthy of serving a cat of my stature, please arrange a visit so I can meet you in person… and decide if you pass inspection

For more information, contact my staff at [email protected] or call 257261.
Serious enquiries only. Maddie does not suffer fools